Chuck Norris doesn't get slivers slivers get Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris jumps in water he doesn't get wet water gets Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris goes to bed he doesn't check for the boogie man the boogie man checks his back for Chuck Norris.

When you're in Texas look behind you cause that's where Chuck will be.

Chuck Norris doesn't need scuba gear to dive under water he just holds his breath.

Chuck Norris refers to himself as fourth person.

They main export of Chuck Norris is pain.

When Chuck Norris kicks some one, he doesn't send them into just next week but next year.

Chuck Norris can split an atom with his hands.

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